What I Learned in Church Today

If anybody asked me about the top three things I remember from church today, they would be the following:

1. It's unwise to joke with anybody about getting engaged, and then forget to tell them you aren't kidding. My Sunday School teacher did this to a co-worker of his this week, and it resulted in an angry call from his mother--who was demanding why she knew nothing about the girl he was choosing to marry.

2. We, as members of the Church, should be educated about sex. But not in a bad way.

3. Honeybees are a microcosm of how functioning society works. And one of the reasons society is not working so well anymore is because honeybees are finding it difficult to find their way back to the hive.